Well, These Environmentalists

who push extreme ideas can kiss my ass, and it's no business of theirs WHAT I use to wipe my ass.

I am just kidding; I guess there are some serious issues with the use of virgin wood as opposed to recycled stuff.

Actually I don't care for Northern or for Charmin or any of the ultrasoft brands; I personally think the best TP out there is Scott's 1000 single-ply tissue. A four-roll package can last two or three weeks for me, unlike other brands.

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