Monday, July 14, 2014

Obituaries

What's-his-name died the other day, but I was too tired and lazy to type or copy-and-paste Eduard Shevardnadze's name to note his death.

He was a pretty famous guy, so to overlook him would be gross negligence.

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Noted South African author Nadine Gordimer, who won the Nobel Prize in literature back in 1991, has died at the age of 90.
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Prince of Pork Ken Gray, 89, has died. He served as a Democrat in Congress from 1954-1974, back in the days when politicians were a lot more highly thought of despite Richard Nixon, but he got sick with high blood pressure and retired. Years later, Gray either got bored with retirement or needed the money and returned to Congress for two terms, until he got sick as a result of being bitten by a tick.
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